A Multi-Partisan Solution to Homelessness
I would like to share with you a crazy idea, an idea that just might solve homelessness for good. I have designed this idea very carefully to appeal to all…
The Perfect Healthcare System (with a 0% Chance of Ever Happening in the US)
Not to toot my own horn, but I’m going to toot my own horn. I applied my not inconsiderable intellect to the problem of this broken healthcare system we have…
An Internal Debate On Abortion
Abortion is one of the most contentious issues on the political landscape today. And yet I, who fancy myself pretty well opinionated on nearly every topic, have never really sat…
Tyranny of the Left
“Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance.” Documentary filmmaker and psychologist Albert Maysles said that. For all my searching, I couldn’t get a firm story on the context, but he…
Motorcycles (are a Metaphor)
Once upon a time there was a man named Stuart. One day, Stuart is feeling terrible. He goes to the bathroom starts peeing blood and the pain in his intestines…
Let’s Kill the Old People(?)
Did you know that only 1 in 5 men and 1 in 3 women ever reach the age of 90? The average 90-year-old lives in a care facility staffed by…
We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident
"We hold these truths to be self-evident," wrote Thomas Jefferson 244 years ago, "that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,…
Politics Explained!
“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.”Mark Twain Who can’t get behind that one? We all know politics sucks. But…